Maybe punishment isn't theĪnswer! I'm gonna let you go. To me once! Maybe this is a new day for you. McVicker: You did! You just said you were sorry. McVicker: Wait! What was that? Did you just say you were Interrupting other classes and giving prophesies of a great plague.
look! I don't know what your problem is.īut I simply cannot have students wandering the hallways during class, Spanish teacher: "Ahhh, las luces aprendidas, pero nadieĮn casa." (The lights are on, but nobody's home.) Me T.P.! heh heh I would hate for my bungholio to get polio. Spanish teacher: Get the hell outta my class and go straightīeavis: Ummmmmmm. just what in the hell do youīeavis: DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! Do you have any oleo? Spanish teacher: Senor Beavis! Donde esta tu hallpass?īeavis: Are you threatening me? You will give my T.P. OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!! (looks under stalls) Oh. I just readĪbout a study that says sugar isn't supposed to cause hyperactivity.īeavis: (GIRLS RESTROOM) Heh heh. Van Dreesen: Is Beavis having some kind of a problemīutthead: Uhhhh. Hey! Would you like to seeeeee my bunghole? heh heh heh.
Technically America is not a democracy but a republic.īeavis: (to Daria). Van Dreesen: Beavis! Please sit down.īeavis: Are you threatening me? I AM CORNHOLIO! El Salvador.īeavis: (shirt over head) NIC.AR.A.GUA. We're very fortunate.(FADE OUT).īutthead: What's your problem Beavis? Settle down. Van Dreesen: It's ironic that we in this country whoĬherish freedom occasionally support governments who are less responsive give me some.īutthead: Settle down, Beavis. Let's see what else they have.īutthead: This sucks! There's nothing good here. I got eggs in mine! She tricked us!īutthead: No wonder Stewart's got diarrhea.īeavis: Yeah. heh heh (eating burritos)īeavis & Butthead: YEAAAAAAAAAACH! OOOOOOOOOAAH!! GAAAAAG!!īutthead: What the hell is this crap? Ptui! This isn't aīeavis: Yeah. Ya think she's gonna put a thermometerīeavis: Yeah! And then she's gonna put it in his mouth!!īeavis & Butthead: heh heh. I'm going to check on Stewart.īutthead: Hey, Beavis. I made some breakfast burritos for Stewart. Stuart's mom: Well, you can't go to school on an empty stomach. He spent all night in the bathroom.īeavis & Butthead: heh heh. Stuart's mom: Thank you boys for bringing Stewart's homework
How come we're going to Stewart's house?īutthead: 'Cuz I heard he's got diarrhea.
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD WALKING TO STEWART'S HOUSEīeavis: Hey! Butthead.
0 kommentar(er)
